Goldman Sachs guy texted me this weekend. And I didn’t text back. He changed the location of the date, but Jose scared me into not talking to him. Mainly because Jose has a very good judge of character, and generally the guy did throw a lot of lame lines. And let’s face it. We met on a subway.

Now he just called. Twice.  At 1:16 and 2:16. A bit stalkerish. Not that into it. Then he left a message.

I was fine until I listened to it.

OH MY GOD HIS ACCENT. I never thought I was really one of those people who would freak out about accents. I mean, I did live in Italy for a year, and their accents never swayed my judgement.

But oh man. This guy can say whatever he wants and I will listen.

In fact, I might just listen to that message again right now.

Jose is going to punch me in the face

peace, love, and Brits,

Natalie Marie